the most least romantic lines

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT…. THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Miscellaneous quotes:

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b!tch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. When someone is getting to you ask them "Which part of princess
don't you understand?"

5. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.

6. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so for I've lost 15 days.

7. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

8. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my
personality.

9. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

10. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

11. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.