WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?
January 5, 2007Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like…
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
TREES (in alphabetical order)
Apple Tree (Love) — quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.
Ash Tree (Ambition) — extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.
Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).
Birch Tree (Inspiration) — vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
Cedar Tree (Confidence) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
Chestnut Tree (Honesty) — of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) — strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
gain knowledge, needs to be needed.
Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) — pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
Fig Tree (Sensibility) — very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually oriented, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.
Fir tree (Mysterious) — extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.
Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.
Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to
use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.
Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
Pine Tree (Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.
Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
Walnut Tree (Passion) — unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.
horoscope 2007
Aries
Aries, usually called the ram is a child of the zodiac. Aries is the first sun sign in the family of zodiac signs. The people who celebrate their birth day between 21st of March and 20th of April are the Arians. Aries people are considered to be childlike. They are innocent, courageous, enthusiastic, energetic, dynamic, idealist, strong-headed, a great dreamer and love to be pampered. Aries people are great rebels. They have an ever dreaming mind to ponder on things that do not exist in realities. They are ruled by the red planet "mars". They are in the category of "fire signs". Like a baby, they are selfish, impulsive, and impatient and dare devils. The characteristic of a baby is evident in this particular sun-sign. It is said that an "Arien" protects an "Aquarian". While a "Gemini" sun-sign protects an "Arien" person. An "Aries" person in the years between 2006 and 2007 will be focused on responsibility and dedicated towards the family issues. The deliberation will be "within", the inner circle of the family. The quality "to be you" should be polished continuously. There should not be any room for pretension. Moreover, an Aries is not at all adept in the act of pretense. They have their own sweet image which cannot be duplicated. So, an Arian should stick around his own reflection. In the "Arien" case, the dual years of 2006-2007 will be a step towards deeper and intense interactions. An "Arian" will be playing the chords of great sense of self-worth, confidence and support. Official engagements and even marriage may be on cards. There will be a drive for long-term successful goals. With a combination of your passions, skills and interests you will be able to score high in the yardstick of your career. Flow of finances will be stable and secured. Diluting long-term debts is the mantra of the "Arien" life for these two years. On the health front, maintaining stability in weight will be a great challenge. Altogether, 2006-2007, will be years of reconstruction, stability and structure. Taurus Taurus, "the bull", is an earth element. The people who are born from 21st day of April to 21st May are "Taureans". They are patient, reliable, warm-hearted, loving, persistent, placid, and determined and love security. They are feisty in nature. The Taurus people are supposed to be jealous and possessive. They are fixed signs and resent every altercation. They are self-indulgent and greedy people. These people are strong- willed people who are strongly grounded in the soils of practicality. They are stable, balanced, conservative and law-abiding citizens. In the times of quandaries they stand erect firm and unshaken. These people are witty and dependable. The "bull" signifies the character of a builder. "Taureans" are lazy and stubborn people who are dull, but original and imaginative. The "Taurus" people are ruled by "venus", the planet of love and creativity. The "taureans" in the time span of 2006-2007 will be a more stable year for you. All the hardships of the consecutive last three years have passed away. The time will be more smooth and settled for now. You will feel the alterations of the previous years strongly affecting your life. In the sphere of relationships, the demands that you have placed on yourself and on the shoulders of others will be at ease. There is a strong possibility of falling love or settling in some deeper relationships. You will experience some deeper levels of intimacy and meanings. In the early months of these two years you will be tangled in the ambiance of competition and assertiveness. Later on, things might be more difficult. The healthy relationship with the peers and colleagues might suffer. Do exercise all kinds of caution, watch your mouth and then speak up. There is a possibility of radical change in your life stands. Your work world will be under meticulous scrutiny in these dual years. These years will show you the increased need for financial security. At some point of time, you might feel constricted in your ability. This phase will too pass with a little patience. You could have disputes over family estates. Health, too, will be in need of great attention. All "taureans" will be able to connect to earth and nature Gemini "Gemini" is usually dubbed as the "twins". They are people with their birthdays from the 21st day of May to 20th June. The "Gemini" people are ruled by the planet "mercury". They are people with adaptable and versatile character. These people possess dual personalities. They can change moods from one moment to another. They are people of communication and wit. They make lively, entertaining and romantic partners. They have bright characters. On the darker side, "gemini-s" people are nervous, tense, superficial, inconsistent, cunning and inquisitive. They are ruled by "mercury", the planet which is believed to be ever youthful and childish. Like children they are happy and lively. They live in the principles of hedonism, "eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we will die". 2007 will be a brand new year for the "Gemini-s" as they will be a little dramatic on numerous issues. As the year 2007 evolves, there will slow, progressive changes throughout the year. By the end of the year 2007 every thing will alter. Life will flow much faster and need to catch up with the pace of life. You need to balance between career, relationship and home all throughout the year. Divorce, death, rifts and ruptures have the theme of the past years. Now the time will show you some positive results. Now you will be able to develop some softer relationship. You will be in love again by the middle of the year. These new relationships will develop with the end of the year. Then too you will be in conundrum to say adieu to the "dead-end", and welcome the fresh. You be struggling with your decisions. You were happy with the given back-seat for the past years. Recently, such contentment will dilute in thin air. New works and new projects will develop by the middle of the year. You will be able to make better decisions in the year of 2007. Travel will be in cards. You might be in the queue of getting financial rewards. You will not be able to recover the lost assets. Recovery in health will be likely. Be very conscious of your diet chart, this might affect your health. Cancer The watery "cancer" is born within the time period of 22nd June to 23rd day of July. They are ruled by "moon". They are usually termed as "crab". The traditional traits of a "cancerian" are emotional, loving, intuitive, shrewd, cautious, imaginative and sympathetic. "Cancer" people are very moody, changeable, over-emotional, clinging and are people who never let go things. They are naturally defensive. These "cancerian" people put their heart and soul into the relationship they are involved in. They are faithful in nature. The "cancer" peoples suffer from inferiority complex. They are very possessive and inherently conservative in nature. The year of 2007 will be fulfilling and enriching than the past few years. This will be the year for abundance, growth, fun, self-fulfillment and creativity. Good fortunes are yours if you have capability of hard work and tenacity. Knowledge and skill will enhance in this particular year. There was sudden disturbance in your relationships in 2006, but things are likely to settle down by the middle of this particular year. Love and romance matter to you more than anything else existing on earth. Love, relationship, children, friends will be all encompassing you. There will be a touch of magic wand with which relations will be better and soothing. This is the best time to settle in life. New and successful relationship will mature. Work and career of 2007 will be a good going. You will get appreciated in the early summers. There is a possibility of increase in work pressure and responsibility. Relationship with co-workers and peers will improve. You will popular among all your office colleagues. 2007 is the right time to focus on investments and initiating new ventures. "Cancerian-s" is not in the habit of spending without restraints like the "leo-s". There should be proper checks on the financial front. Your savings habit will be rewarded this year. You will be in control of your finances. Health will good till the early summers. You might have to follow a diet chart to be in good health throughout the year. Leo Leo or the lions are those people who are born in between 23rd of July and 22nd of August. They are ruled by the "sun". "Leos" are yet another member in the element of fire. As they are ruled by sun they have all the general characteristics of "sun". Leo people are dominating, great leaders, passionate, protective, affectionate and faithful. Leo is a fixed sign. Leo people do not budge. They are idealists, which often hinders their growth. A "leo" person is a great suitor. They love to spend for their beloved. They always make an extra effort to provide the most lavish dinners in plush restaurants. But once you are in the lion's den he turns out to be extreme possessive. A "leo" can suffocate a person by not providing any leg-room. A "leo" person in between 2006-2007 will be more interested in building his own character. The usual life of "leo" fun and frivolity is not the present in this time of your life. The keywords of these dual years are time, discipline, order and responsibility. On the front of relationships, it will not be a smooth sail. There are differences that required to be sorted out. It is not a good time for long-term commitments. In career field, the challenges that you have faced in the year of 2006 will dissolve slowly and steadily. Time is on her heels to test your survival capacity. A sense of individuality grows in you that will strengthen your inner security. "Leo" people should try to live from their heart. As "leos" have a big ego, they often fail to reconcile with the idea of being assisted by inferior beings. Well, all "leo" fellows try to take a little advice from others too. There are people eager to provide a helping hand. As "leos" are spendthrifts, they love splurging money even when not necessary. Beware! Do not spend too much. This year will define your future position on the financial plane. Past mishandling of the finances can arise to give you a little tickle. Health will be fine with a bit of regimentation as you will be in the need of loads of stamina, energy and wellness. Virgo Ruled by planet "mercury", "virgos" are dubbed as virgins. They are born in the period of 23rd August and 23rd September. There are some traditional "virgo" traits like modesty, shyness, meticulous, reliable, practical, diligent, analytical and intelligent. These "virgos" are also elements of earth. They are overcritical, harsh, self-conscious, introvert, fussy, worried, great perfectionist and conservative. "Virgo" is the only zodiac sign representing a female. "Virgos" often find hard to express love. They are mainly thoughtful people. These people are methodical and precise. They are subtle people with a sack of rationale. A "Virgo" will like to cure her disease naturally. They believe in natural ailments. In the 2006-2007 periods the "virgos" will face dramatic altercations in their life and career. The much unknown will be known, things will come to light. This period will help you to cast aside all old belongings and beckon you in a new world. Success will pour on you. Upheaval in relationships will reign your life in this particular time frame. So be careful! Do not reckless decisions. It is the time of new beginning- a time of hope beyond hope. These beginnings will come to you in flashes, chance encounters and might also attract crazy people. In the work and career also there will be sudden changes. Even if you are not eager to alter your career options, your way of working will change. These altercations will come in flashes and abruptly. There is an air of excitement and fun all around you. You will be really dead busy, try to be alert. There is a possibility of a new you emerging from the darkness of your heart. It is a good time for you to manage and invest money and resources. Both money and resources will flow freely in this particular phase. This is a good phase for buying and selling assets and properties. There will unusual gains from distant places. Preserve these gifts for high noon days. This will be a stressful year for all virgins, both at work and in the family ambit. There should be a tremendous effort in correcting the health quandary. Do not worry and fret about health, this over-stress you. This is a good time for all "virgos". Libra "Librans" are also ruled by "Venus". The persons who are born in the time period of 24th day of September to 23rd day of October are the "Librans". They are mutable air signs. "Librans" are diplomatic, urbane, romantic, charming, easy-going, social butterflies, idealist and love peace. They are also gullible, indecisive, changeable, easily influenced, flirtatious and self-indulgent. They are charming and pleasant. All relationships are significant to them. They are fair-minded people. The "Librans" protect the "leos". The people who are in the category of this sun sign are peace loving people. They try to value peace at all costs. Librans always face the hardships of a tight rope walk. The phase 2005 onwards will be good for all "Librans". 2007 will be a time of opportunity, abundance and self-worth. It is a time for growth. You will be eager to develop your sense of responsibility. You will also experience the increasing power, prestige, position and reward. You will be much focused this year. Time will show you the positives of money, energy and health. On the front of relationships, there is a possibility of setbacks and disappointments. You must take care of your psychological self. If you indulge in too much with a person there might be possibility of sufferings. Try to have clear-cut boundaries for each of your relationship. This will not only provide you space but also for other. There will be new creative and innovative work for making money throughout this year. Building strong and profound bases is the need of the time. This is the time of healing for all "Librans". This is the time of harvesting all your past investments. Your efficiency and productivity will be all time high. There will heavy showers of finances. You will be able to tap new resources. Unexpected returns will out brim your financial pockets. Money will come from all corners. This is a time of recognition and acknowledgements. You will enjoy the spotlight. Your own health will be active and good. Energy will be magnetic and positive. There will a sharp rise in the spiritual plane. So, all "Librans" have a great year ahead. Scorpio
"Scorpion" is the sign of the investigator. This is a fixed water element sun-sign. The people who are born in the time period of 24th October to 22nd November are the "scorpions". Their ruling planet is "Pluto". Their passion and intensity is worth remembering. They possess passion for every work they do and every person they love. They take their love affairs very seriously which often turn into jealousies. "Scorpians" are determined, forceful, intuitive, emotional, passionate, powerful, magnetic and exciting. There darker sides constitutes of jealousy, resentful, compulsive, obsessive, secretive and sometimes obstinate. This secretive nature often forces them to sit over the fences in case of a serious relationship. 2007 will be a prolongation of last year's spiritual advancement and personal development. This year the inner alterations will be very positive for you. This is the time for reward, gains, accomplishments and winning. You will be in full bloom. But remember after the bloom comes the season of regression. So beware! 2007 will see the maintenance of status-quo in all your relationships. This will range from deeply intimate relation to highly professional ones. The "scorpio-s" will be on cloud nine throughout the year. If you are single there are chances of not being single any more. This is the season of togetherness and under all circumstances you will be together. Your career has undergone a boost last year and this will continue even this year. The career hike will be slow but steady. You will enjoy the lime light on the work front. You will be focused and your performance will get appreciation. You will come to terms with the long -termed goals. 2007 will circle all energies towards you. You will be enjoying a smooth sail on a calm financial river. Brilliance, personal power, vision and clarity will be the mantra for 2007. Your health will be in great shape throughout the year. This will be a great year of "scorpians". Sagittarius Sagittarius is a mutable masculine fire sign. They are usually flighty and light hearted persons. Ruled by Jupiter, they are great dreamers and scarcely make any attempt to get down from their elated status. The people who celebrate their birth days between 23rd day of November and 21st Decembers are "Sagittarius". Sagittarians are footloose, fancy free, optimists, gregarious, outgoing and most adaptable of all the fire elements. The Sagittarians love freedom as well as eager to provide others freedom. While on the other side they are boastful, tactless, innocent promiscuity and big- mouths. They actually think with their mouths. They are often dubbed as an untied knot. For a "Sagittarius" person the years 2006-2007 are the harvest years. Your sunny depositions will help you reap good dividends. The last few years of tumultuous sail will give you rich returns. Losses of the past few years are now turning into gains of the present and the future. This is the time of good fortune and personal empowerment for all the "Sagittarius" people. Relationship building will be the way you have planned. What has been lost in the past years will definitely be restored. Last year was a huge turning point for your career. Now things on the career front will stabilize with time and effort. There is a steady growth in your work and career, new projects are budding and contacts will give you new work horizons. As in the year of 2006, there was a sign of abundance, higher learning, travel and philosophy, so might continue in the year of 2007. 2006 can also be a year of the lull before a devastating storm. However, be careful, with your investments and joint ventures. Your health will continue to grow on the spiritual plane. Travel will be on cards as it is a part and parcel of you nature. For you it is a new cycle of emerging. Overall 2006-2007 is a stable and good year for all "Sagittarius". Beware of the calamities that might come in the future as life is full of uncertainties.
Capricorn Capricorn people are in the category of earth elements. The people who are born in the time period of 22nd December to 21st January are the "Capricorn" people. They are people of reason and rationality. "Capricorns" are ruled by "Saturn". The "Capricorn" people are shy and timid. They are usually reserved in nature. They are highly ambitious and determined. They are most stable and serious of all zodiac signs. They are hard-working, shrewd, unemotional, strong willed and calm personalities. They are ever thirsty for discipline from hierarchy and demand the same from below. The "Capricorns" in their slow, tough, stubborn, unyielding mode persists on boredom, frustration, and hardship to reach their objectives. They have an over arching tolerance and tenacity.
The time period between 2006 and 2007 will be dancing on the notes of love, money and career. Balance will be your primordial goal as you are adept in balancing work and play, work and family. These tolling times will teach you the definition of adaptability and adjustments. There will be no tinge of the term status-quo. But time will come when you will face changes and better decisions will be taken. There might be a phase in between when you might not be appreciated in the workplace. There will be a little struggle in both home and work place. The "Capricorns" are going to be more seen in the social circles at this phase. 2006-2007 will not be a dramatic year in career and work place. You should concentrate on socializing beyond your own circles; this will give you a vent to a new world of more scopes and ventures. Your sense of humor will make you a popular person in all circles. Try to restrict your cold and inhibiting nature to yourself. Otherwise your skill in management and order, organization and authority will help you on a large scale. There will be positive energies in your finances. Finances will flow in from long-standing partnerships and relationships. Hope to see some fine rewarding investments. Health will be good. So the "Capricorn", try and balance, is your anthem of life. Pisces
"Pisces" is the mutable water element sign. "pisces" is termed as the dreaming sun sign. Pisces is usually dubbed as "fish". They are called as the most matured of all sun signs. They are not only great dreamers but also idealists. This is a romantic and poetic sun-sign. The persons who are born within the time period of 20th February to 20th March are "pisces" people. These "Pisceans" are imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless, unworldly, intuitive and sympathetic. The "pisces" persons are escapists and idealists. They consist of innumerable sub- personalities. They are impractical, vague, manipulative, secretive, confused, weak-willed, immoral and greedy. 2007 will focus on education, travel, in-laws and legal matters. These above mentioned matters will be having a smooth sail throughout the year, especially in the first quarter of 2007. But things should not be taken for granted. Even great situations should be handled with lots of caution. If you are organizing educational activities, travels or rearranging your legal affairs you should delay these affairs for more auspicious times. Your relationship with an in-law might become confused for one reason or another. Unexpected gains will come your way through numerous avenues of life. This is a good time for investments and innovative ventures. This is a period of major illumination in your life. Spiritual enlightenment is diffused in your life-cycle tremendously. The infusion of spiritual energies will provide you peace and solace. This energy will reach a high point by the month of September. A new person who steps in your life this year may radically alter your own approach to relationships. Even the way in which your life revolves might change. There might be sudden difficulties on the health front, particularly to do with the nervous system. There will a steady flow of finances throughout the year. All "Piscean-s" beware of all the altercations in your life.
the most least romantic lines
January 4, 2007THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT…. THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Miscellaneous quotes:
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b!tch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt… a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. When someone is getting to you ask them "Which part of princess
don't you understand?"
5. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.
6. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so for I've lost 15 days.
7. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
8. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my
personality.
9. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
10. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
11. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
bloopers
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute… I hadn't inserted it yet… it's
still on my desk… sorry….
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of
the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find
it…
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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah……. ……… ….thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah…that one does
work…
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a
capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good
point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
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And last but not least…
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P"…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
