McAfee Bloopers - 2

16. technically iam not technically trained to help you sir. YOu can uninstall the software in the pc by going to ts mcafeehelp.com and remove the software. (ganun? from there? eh, san dun?)

17. I can be able to refund you sir of the amount from your credit card. I also cancel your AR sir so that no more charges on the cc next time again. (teka nga! one more time once again from the top….)

18. You can install that sir for yourself by going to the website and install the product. I can teach you how. Just click on your mouse (wow! ganun kadali?? pano pag naka off pc?)

19. Maam the email address is active but the subscription is already on the expiration date (my gas! pa-ulit nga….)

20. Can i just put you on hold while i seek for the best advise … So, it's you who need advise then? (huhuhu…. paki transfer na lang kei ate charo o kei kuya eddie…. sniff sniff)

21. Well sir i already told you so…You are having the virus protection as expired already… (oh… i… am…. ahh… hehe… ano raw?) 

22. You need to call our technical support online… (anong number sa online tech? wag moko bigyan ng URL o IP address! uupakan kita!) 

23. go to the website that is www.us.mcafee.com sir that is 3 w's dont forget.  (yesser, mr. customer care!! i will never forget that!!)

24. V as in vectory…. (di ba B as in Brabo?)

25.Don't worry sir i will help you out to that…. (my gas!! can i commendation you?!)

26. I can be able to assist you…am i speaking to mr debbie_______ (korak! na-chuvaness mo na the charges, vhaklush?)

27. pls be reminded that you just might receive a survey about the call after this call… (pano pag before?)

28. I have to redirect you to our tech support and will go one on one with them…. (katakot! open forum ba itoh o bakbakan?)

29. do the manually update (ay… i dont know, eh…. how ba?)

30.im not technologically trained (well.. that's not my problem anymore! that's your problem anymore!)