bloopers….

Working with an anti virus company is never easy…read below and you can understand why… God bless America! ( this is based on my experience, ewan k lang sa baby ko..)

1)csr: can i please have  your email address:
    cx: thats 2hamners@comcast.net, the arabic 2 and then h-a-m-n-e-r-s.

-teka kelan ba naging arabic ung numeric?

2) csr: how can I help  you today?

cx: I was charged for an autorenewal. How can I un-autorenewal that?

-pede naman kc sabihin mo i-cancel. Pinahirapan mo pa sarili mo eh!

3) csr: can I please have your email address?

cx: yes, my email address is www…

-sbe ko email…ndi website. hay naku! kulet mo ha!

4.) csr: can I please have your email address?

cx: how am I supposed to know that, I am not emailing myself….???

- teka lang, ang lakas mo mang asar ha?! bwiset!

5.) cx: I was charged for a renewal, and I am not using you anymore…

- parang bastos ata ung sinabe mo? pakiulet nga…

6.) cx: I have purchased the software and I tried to download it online, but it seems

like its downloading forever…

-forever? parang ang OA naman ata…nuh? tagal nun!

7.) cx: I have purchased a brandnew computer last year…

-make up your mind, kelan ba talaga? brand new ba ung last year?

8.)cx: I want to cancel my McAfee prescription!

-ugh, teka subscription po ang ino offer namen hindi gamot…

9.)cx: My email address is gary, g-a-r-y - UNDELINE 68 @yahoo.com

-teka lang, underscore ba yun?

10.)cx: I wanted to cancel my fireball subscription!

-sir, firewall po indi fireball. parang malaki difference nun.

11.)cx (chinese accent): my email is lchung@yahoo.com

csr: let me verify that sir, is that l like love c-h-u-n-g at yahoo?

cx: no!..its L like Lichald…

-namaaaaan! kaines…

12.) cx: my email address is walglof minus 123@ yahoo.com

-hyphen o kaya dash. Ndi po ito algebra!

13.) csr: please click on the start button..

cx: what? where is the stark button?

-ay, bingi ka na tanga ka pa. wala ka ng lugar sa mundo.. anak ng….

14.) csr: can you see "my account" at the upper right hand corner?

cx: what I see is file..edit..view

-di ba nasa left un…hay naku…shonga!

15.) csr: can you see a Mcafee icon?

cx: are you kidding me, can't you see I'm blind?

-sinabe mo ba? alam ko ba? bulag ka pala, wag ka na sana magcomputer!

kaw pa galit. hmp. punyeta!

16.) csr: is there anything else I can assist you with today?

cx: yes, do you know the winning numbers for the lottery tomorrow?

- ay wish ko lang alam ko para di na kita makausap ulet…:)

csr: can I please have your phone number?

cx: why? are you going to call me?

-harassment. flirty… sorry. matanda ka na noh…:-) buhay pa kaya lolo ko!

17.) cx: My anti viral subscription showing expired! i just purchased it.

-ay lintik anti-VIRUS po kme ndi VIRAL…magkaiba talaga un!

18.) cx: I never used that email address. It was before I was married.

-sinungaling ka eh. di ginamet mo nga! ndi na ngayon…

19.) cx: my phone number is wang tu sepen sepen sik

-shit. ano daw?

20:) cx: my email address is a like epol, que like king or kerot;

-hay naku…ano ba talaga???

***there you go….hope you like it. its really funny. hahaha! talking with american customers

with an attitude.

monthsary

McAfee Bloopers - 2

16. technically iam not technically trained to help you sir. YOu can uninstall the software in the pc by going to ts mcafeehelp.com and remove the software. (ganun? from there? eh, san dun?)

17. I can be able to refund you sir of the amount from your credit card. I also cancel your AR sir so that no more charges on the cc next time again. (teka nga! one more time once again from the top….)

18. You can install that sir for yourself by going to the website and install the product. I can teach you how. Just click on your mouse (wow! ganun kadali?? pano pag naka off pc?)

19. Maam the email address is active but the subscription is already on the expiration date (my gas! pa-ulit nga….)

20. Can i just put you on hold while i seek for the best advise … So, it's you who need advise then? (huhuhu…. paki transfer na lang kei ate charo o kei kuya eddie…. sniff sniff)

21. Well sir i already told you so…You are having the virus protection as expired already… (oh… i… am…. ahh… hehe… ano raw?) 

22. You need to call our technical support online… (anong number sa online tech? wag moko bigyan ng URL o IP address! uupakan kita!) 

23. go to the website that is www.us.mcafee.com sir that is 3 w's dont forget.  (yesser, mr. customer care!! i will never forget that!!)

24. V as in vectory…. (di ba B as in Brabo?)

25.Don't worry sir i will help you out to that…. (my gas!! can i commendation you?!)

26. I can be able to assist you…am i speaking to mr debbie_______ (korak! na-chuvaness mo na the charges, vhaklush?)

27. pls be reminded that you just might receive a survey about the call after this call… (pano pag before?)

28. I have to redirect you to our tech support and will go one on one with them…. (katakot! open forum ba itoh o bakbakan?)

29. do the manually update (ay… i dont know, eh…. how ba?)

30.im not technologically trained (well.. that's not my problem anymore! that's your problem anymore!)