1. I CAN BE ABLE TO HELP YOU IF YOU BE ABLE TO GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN ENABLE MYSELF TO ASSIST YOU ACCORDING TO MY DATABASE  (hah??!)

 2.I CAN WALK ON THE WEBSITE TO HELP YOU DOWNLOAD YOUR MCAFEE ON YOU COMPUTER   (wow!!! david blane??!)

3.I AM SHOWING HERE THAT YOU ARE PROTECTED FROM VIRUSES  (do you see?! do you see?!) 

4. I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT LIKE I SAID IN A WHILE AGO  (oh. im sorry if im makulet, huh…) 

5. I WILL JUST PUT YOU ON HOLD TO CHECK MY DATABASE  (for what?)

6.I AM SEEING THE SAME LIKE YOU ON THE WEBSITE  (like me on your web site?! porn ba yan??) 

7. I AM SORRY BUT I AM NOT A TRAINED TECHNICIAN FOR YOUR TECHNICAL SUPPORT  (oh…..) 

8.I WILL GOING TO PROCESS YOUR REFUND AND IT WILL TAKE 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS FOR YOU HAVE IT BACK ON YOUR ACCOUNT  (i will be going to wait…) 

9. YOU CAN JUST FOX IT SIR TO US  (can i bird to faster it?)  

10. YOU ARE ALREADY SAFE FOR THE PROTECTION SIR  (my goodness! thank heavens!) 

11.yes sir, i can assist you on that sir. You can open the website to us.mcafee.com and go to mcafeehelp.com to check the technical support options  (san ulet??)

12. Sir i want you to run pls run sir….  (san, pare? san??!!)

 13. That ok sir. As long as you renew it again.  (double charge ba yan o single??) 

14. you like to cancel sir? what you will cancel? ok i will cancel you sir.   (no!! i want to live pa!!) 

15.Ok sir i will help sir dont worry i understand you..   (yan ang rapport!!)