our very first date
March 3, 2007
We decided to go out last last week and watch a movie at gateway. This is our first official date as husband and wife.
We watched Ghostrider at gateway. Nicholas Cage is my long time favorite. and it was a goodmovie, well at least for me… anyway, we ate at dampa.. as usual crab for me and fish for him. We can't get up after that hearty lunch. hehehe. we are really exhausted because we did that after our shift.
Being married was not so bad afterall…I mean, we still have the chance to do the things we used to do… Though, im still adjusting to my new name…I am not used to be called MRS. hahaha. Im saying this because before I feel being married is somewhat boring. ya know… all these crappy urban legends of being married… and i realized that it is a wonderful thing. To have someone around with you, share your dreams, hopes, frustrations and all… to wake up with someone who calls you beautiful, to fix you a cup of coffee, to walk with you in your malling marathon, to wash the dishes when your cooking, to appreciate your cooking abilities, to read things that you can't read, to lie beside you in your facial treatment, to share your bed, to wake you up with a kiss, to brush your hair if you don't feel like brushing it, to call you sexy when you think your fat, to change your clothes when you are too lazy to move, to say calm when you are too upset, to say that he is willing to work things out and promised to try a li'l harder, to assure you that everything will be fine… 
and I hope he will stay the same. I married a perfect guy. Sensitive, funny, tolerable and Godfearing. and he will be celebrating his birthday on the 27th. Happy Birthday, dad!Loveyasomuch!
18 Tricks to Teach Your Body
March 2, 2007
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging over. Here's a better way to scratch your itch: "When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex in the throat that can cause a muscle spasm," says Scott Schaffer, M.D., president of an ear, nose and throat specialty center in Gibbsboro, New Jersey. "This spasm relieves the tickle." 2. Experience supersonic hearing! If you're stuck chatting up a mumbler at a cocktail party, lean in with your right ear. It's better than your left at following the rapid rhythms of speech, according to researchers at the UCLA David Geffen School of Medicine. If, on the other hand, you're trying to identify that song playing softly in the elevator, turn your left ear toward the sound. The left ear is better at picking up music tones. 3. Overcome your most primal urge! Need to pee? No bathroom nearby? Fantasize about Jessica Simpson. Thinking about sex preoccupies your brain, so you won't feel as much discomfort, says Larry Lipshultz, M.D., chief of male reproductive medicine at the Baylor College of Medicine. For best results, try Simpson's "These Boots Are Made for Walking" video. 4. Feel no pain! German researchers have discovered that coughing during an injection can lessen the pain of the needle stick. According to Taras Usichenko, author of a study on the phenomenon, the trick causes a sudden, temporary rise in pressure in the chest and spinal canal, inhibiting the pain-conducting structures of the spinal cord. 5. Clear your stuffed nose! Forget Sudafed. An easier, quicker, and cheaper way to relieve sinus pressure is by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger. This causes the vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages to the mouth, to rock back and forth, says Lisa DeStefano, D.O., an assistant professor at the Michigan State University college of osteopathic medicine. The motion loosens congestion; after 20 seconds, you'll feel your sinuses start to drain. 6. Fight fire without water! Worried those wings will repeat on you tonight? "Sleep on your left side," says Anthony A. Star-poli, M.D., a New York City gastroenterologist and assistant professor of medicine at New York Medical College. Studies have shown that patients who sleep on their left sides are less likely to suffer from acid reflux. The esophagus and stomach connect at an angle. When you sleep on your right, the stomach is higher than the esophagus, allowing food and stomach acid to slide up your throat. When you're on your left, the stomach is lower than the esophagus, so gravity's in your favor. 7. Cure your toothache without opening your mouth! Just rub ice on the back of your hand, on the V-shaped webbed area between your thumb and index finger. A Canadian study found that this technique reduces toothache pain by as much as 50 percent compared with using no ice. The nerve pathways at the base of that V stimulate an area of the brain that blocks pain signals from the face and hands. 8. Make burns disappear! When you accidentally singe your finger on the stove, clean the skin and apply light pressure with the finger pads of your unmarred hand. Ice will relieve your pain more quickly, Dr. DeStefano says, but since the natural method brings the burned skin back to a normal temperature, the skin is less likely to blister. 9. Stop the world from spinning! One too many drinks left you dizzy? Put your hand on something stable. The part of your ear responsible for balance-the cupula-floats in a fluid of the same density as blood. "As alcohol dilutes blood in the cupula, the cupula becomes less dense and rises," says Dr. Schaffer. This confuses your brain. The tactile input from a stable object gives the brain a second opinion, and you feel more in balance. Because the nerves in the hand are so sensitive, this works better than the conventional foot-on-the-floor wisdom. 10. Unstitch your side! If you're like most people, when you run, you exhale as your right foot hits the ground. This puts downward pressure on your liver (which lives on your right side), which then tugs at the diaphragm and creates a side stitch, according to The Doctors Book of Home Remedies for Men. The fix: Exhale as your left foot strikes the ground. 11. Stanch blood with a single finger! Pinching your nose and leaning back is a great way to stop a nosebleed-if you don't mind choking on your own O positive. A more civil approach: Put some cotton on your upper gums-just behind that small dent below your nose-and press against it, hard. "Most bleeds come from the front of the septum, the cartilage wall that divides the nose," says Peter Desmarais, M.D., an ear, nose, and throat specialist at Entabeni Hospital, in Durban, South Africa. "Pressing here helps stop them." 12. Make your heart stand still! Trying to quell first-date jitters? Blow on your thumb. The vagus nerve, which governs heart rate, can be controlled through breathing, says Ben Abo, an emergency medical-services specialist at the University of Pittsburgh. It'll get your heart rate back to normal. 13. Thaw your brain! Too much Chipwich too fast will freeze the brains of lesser men. As for you, press your tongue flat against the roof of your mouth, covering as much as you can. "Since the nerves in the roof of your mouth get extremely cold, your body thinks your brain is freezing, too," says Abo. "In compensating, it overheats, causing an ice-cream headache." The more pressure you apply to the roof of your mouth, the faster your headache will subside. 14. Prevent near-sightedness! Poor distance vision is rarely caused by genetics, says Anne Barber, O.D., an optometrist in Tacoma, Washington. "It's usually caused by near-point stress." In other words, staring at your computer screen for too long. So flex your way to 20/20 vision. Every few hours during the day, close your eyes, tense your body, take a deep breath, and, after a few seconds, release your breath and muscles at the same time. Tightening and releasing muscles such as the biceps and glutes can trick involuntary muscles-like the eyes
In my Old Age
In my old age, I ask for your understanding and patience. If I break a plate or spill my soup on the floor because of my failing eyesight, do not scold me. Old people are sensitive, you know. I indulge in self-pity every time you yell at me. If my hearing is weak and I can't understand what you said, please don't call me "deaf!" to my face. Just repeat what you have said, or better yet, write it down. Have patience, my child, I am now old.
When my knees are weak, please do not tire of giving me a hand, just like I never grew tired of helping you when you were learning to walk.
Please be patient whenever I get too annoying and repeat what I say like a broken record. I only ask that you lend me your ears. Please don't laugh at me or grow tired of listening. Remember when you were young? When you wanted a balloon, you were just as annoying, as persistent until you got what you want from me. And I was just as patient with you.
Please excuse me and the smell of old age. Or is it the smell of death? And please don't force me to bathe, as I get sick easily when it's too cold. And please don't treat me like I'm filth. Remember when you were young? I never got tired of chasing after you when you refused to take a bath.
Please be patient with me when I get cranky a lot; it's just my old age. When you grow old, you'll understand.
If you have a little free time, please talk to me, even for just a while. I get bored in the house since I have no one to talk to all the time. I know you are busy with work, but I want you to know I look forward to our rare conversations, even if you're not interested in talking to me anymore. Remember when you were young? I took pains to listen and understand your sketchy, incoherent stories about your teddy bear.
And when the time comes when I lie in my sickbed, I hope you will never tire of taking care of me. Please excuse me if I ever relieve myself in my bed. I hope you will continue to care for me until the end of my life.
And when my time finally comes, please hold my hand and give me strength to face death.
Don't worry, my child. When I face my Creator, I will put in a good word for you so He may bless you, because you have been a loving child to your parents…
thanks :-)
February 12, 2007since i cannot reply, whatever reason it is…. i just post your greetings, and to thank you guys!
You have my sincerest congratulations! Married life rocks. Don't
believe the horror stories. There are more happy endings than there are bad
ones!
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Happiest Man ALive!
February 8, 2007
I am the happiest man alive! This is what i wish for for a long time! Finally my baby said yes! We got married last January 30th Im so happy talaga cant explain kung ano nararamdaman ko that day Siyempre masayang masaya ako! Ako pa nga an g umiyak eh. hehehe!baby ko nga tinawanan pa ko kasi ako ung um iyak. after nun kumaen kami sa sangkalan sobrang sarap nga ng kaen namen. lalo na ko sobrang busog. Church wedding pala namen Dec 8 sa San Agustin Church SEE YOU THERE! I LOVE YOU MRS. VHENNIE LIZA BALAJADIA-PASTORIL
the beginning of life-ever after
I think we owe to update our blog. its way overdue. anyways, last christmas, My baby gave me a ring and in the gift tag, it is written "will you marry me? " huwell, ive known him for almost a a year now and i think its about time. I have heard him fervently praying for this since we lived together I never believed in marriage before… and it was a big shock to my close friends…they were like omg, true??!! or ano ba pinakain sayo ni jc? hehehe. I have seen many marriages fail before my eyes and I don't think I am an exception. I have seen women hurt, abandoned and gone crazy… and I always said this will never happen to me. but then again as they say, "you should not end your statement with a period…." yeah. I was wrong… I met a man who changed my life, the way I perceive things and now, we are married. "happily married" so to speak… and I am willing to take the chance. Ill just cross the bridge when I get there… We decided to tie the knot last 30th day of January, 9:00 am. Reception at sangakalan, my fave restaurant at Fairview, QC. and now we are busy preparing for our Church Wedding. promised to feed you with information after we have finalized everything. 
WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?
January 5, 2007Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like…
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
TREES (in alphabetical order)
Apple Tree (Love) — quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.
Ash Tree (Ambition) — extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.
Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).
Birch Tree (Inspiration) — vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
Cedar Tree (Confidence) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
Chestnut Tree (Honesty) — of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) — strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
gain knowledge, needs to be needed.
Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) — pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
Fig Tree (Sensibility) — very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually oriented, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.
Fir tree (Mysterious) — extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.
Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.
Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to
use them, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.
Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
Pine Tree (Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.
Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
Walnut Tree (Passion) — unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.
horoscope 2007
Aries
Aries, usually called the ram is a child of the zodiac. Aries is the first sun sign in the family of zodiac signs. The people who celebrate their birth day between 21st of March and 20th of April are the Arians. Aries people are considered to be childlike. They are innocent, courageous, enthusiastic, energetic, dynamic, idealist, strong-headed, a great dreamer and love to be pampered. Aries people are great rebels. They have an ever dreaming mind to ponder on things that do not exist in realities. They are ruled by the red planet "mars". They are in the category of "fire signs". Like a baby, they are selfish, impulsive, and impatient and dare devils. The characteristic of a baby is evident in this particular sun-sign. It is said that an "Arien" protects an "Aquarian". While a "Gemini" sun-sign protects an "Arien" person. An "Aries" person in the years between 2006 and 2007 will be focused on responsibility and dedicated towards the family issues. The deliberation will be "within", the inner circle of the family. The quality "to be you" should be polished continuously. There should not be any room for pretension. Moreover, an Aries is not at all adept in the act of pretense. They have their own sweet image which cannot be duplicated. So, an Arian should stick around his own reflection. In the "Arien" case, the dual years of 2006-2007 will be a step towards deeper and intense interactions. An "Arian" will be playing the chords of great sense of self-worth, confidence and support. Official engagements and even marriage may be on cards. There will be a drive for long-term successful goals. With a combination of your passions, skills and interests you will be able to score high in the yardstick of your career. Flow of finances will be stable and secured. Diluting long-term debts is the mantra of the "Arien" life for these two years. On the health front, maintaining stability in weight will be a great challenge. Altogether, 2006-2007, will be years of reconstruction, stability and structure. Taurus Taurus, "the bull", is an earth element. The people who are born from 21st day of April to 21st May are "Taureans". They are patient, reliable, warm-hearted, loving, persistent, placid, and determined and love security. They are feisty in nature. The Taurus people are supposed to be jealous and possessive. They are fixed signs and resent every altercation. They are self-indulgent and greedy people. These people are strong- willed people who are strongly grounded in the soils of practicality. They are stable, balanced, conservative and law-abiding citizens. In the times of quandaries they stand erect firm and unshaken. These people are witty and dependable. The "bull" signifies the character of a builder. "Taureans" are lazy and stubborn people who are dull, but original and imaginative. The "Taurus" people are ruled by "venus", the planet of love and creativity. The "taureans" in the time span of 2006-2007 will be a more stable year for you. All the hardships of the consecutive last three years have passed away. The time will be more smooth and settled for now. You will feel the alterations of the previous years strongly affecting your life. In the sphere of relationships, the demands that you have placed on yourself and on the shoulders of others will be at ease. There is a strong possibility of falling love or settling in some deeper relationships. You will experience some deeper levels of intimacy and meanings. In the early months of these two years you will be tangled in the ambiance of competition and assertiveness. Later on, things might be more difficult. The healthy relationship with the peers and colleagues might suffer. Do exercise all kinds of caution, watch your mouth and then speak up. There is a possibility of radical change in your life stands. Your work world will be under meticulous scrutiny in these dual years. These years will show you the increased need for financial security. At some point of time, you might feel constricted in your ability. This phase will too pass with a little patience. You could have disputes over family estates. Health, too, will be in need of great attention. All "taureans" will be able to connect to earth and nature Gemini "Gemini" is usually dubbed as the "twins". They are people with their birthdays from the 21st day of May to 20th June. The "Gemini" people are ruled by the planet "mercury". They are people with adaptable and versatile character. These people possess dual personalities. They can change moods from one moment to another. They are people of communication and wit. They make lively, entertaining and romantic partners. They have bright characters. On the darker side, "gemini-s" people are nervous, tense, superficial, inconsistent, cunning and inquisitive. They are ruled by "mercury", the planet which is believed to be ever youthful and childish. Like children they are happy and lively. They live in the principles of hedonism, "eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we will die". 2007 will be a brand new year for the "Gemini-s" as they will be a little dramatic on numerous issues. As the year 2007 evolves, there will slow, progressive changes throughout the year. By the end of the year 2007 every thing will alter. Life will flow much faster and need to catch up with the pace of life. You need to balance between career, relationship and home all throughout the year. Divorce, death, rifts and ruptures have the theme of the past years. Now the time will show you some positive results. Now you will be able to develop some softer relationship. You will be in love again by the middle of the year. These new relationships will develop with the end of the year. Then too you will be in conundrum to say adieu to the "dead-end", and welcome the fresh. You be struggling with your decisions. You were happy with the given back-seat for the past years. Recently, such contentment will dilute in thin air. New works and new projects will develop by the middle of the year. You will be able to make better decisions in the year of 2007. Travel will be in cards. You might be in the queue of getting financial rewards. You will not be able to recover the lost assets. Recovery in health will be likely. Be very conscious of your diet chart, this might affect your health. Cancer The watery "cancer" is born within the time period of 22nd June to 23rd day of July. They are ruled by "moon". They are usually termed as "crab". The traditional traits of a "cancerian" are emotional, loving, intuitive, shrewd, cautious, imaginative and sympathetic. "Cancer" people are very moody, changeable, over-emotional, clinging and are people who never let go things. They are naturally defensive. These "cancerian" people put their heart and soul into the relationship they are involved in. They are faithful in nature. The "cancer" peoples suffer from inferiority complex. They are very possessive and inherently conservative in nature. The year of 2007 will be fulfilling and enriching than the past few years. This will be the year for abundance, growth, fun, self-fulfillment and creativity. Good fortunes are yours if you have capability of hard work and tenacity. Knowledge and skill will enhance in this particular year. There was sudden disturbance in your relationships in 2006, but things are likely to settle down by the middle of this particular year. Love and romance matter to you more than anything else existing on earth. Love, relationship, children, friends will be all encompassing you. There will be a touch of magic wand with which relations will be better and soothing. This is the best time to settle in life. New and successful relationship will mature. Work and career of 2007 will be a good going. You will get appreciated in the early summers. There is a possibility of increase in work pressure and responsibility. Relationship with co-workers and peers will improve. You will popular among all your office colleagues. 2007 is the right time to focus on investments and initiating new ventures. "Cancerian-s" is not in the habit of spending without restraints like the "leo-s". There should be proper checks on the financial front. Your savings habit will be rewarded this year. You will be in control of your finances. Health will good till the early summers. You might have to follow a diet chart to be in good health throughout the year. Leo Leo or the lions are those people who are born in between 23rd of July and 22nd of August. They are ruled by the "sun". "Leos" are yet another member in the element of fire. As they are ruled by sun they have all the general characteristics of "sun". Leo people are dominating, great leaders, passionate, protective, affectionate and faithful. Leo is a fixed sign. Leo people do not budge. They are idealists, which often hinders their growth. A "leo" person is a great suitor. They love to spend for their beloved. They always make an extra effort to provide the most lavish dinners in plush restaurants. But once you are in the lion's den he turns out to be extreme possessive. A "leo" can suffocate a person by not providing any leg-room. A "leo" person in between 2006-2007 will be more interested in building his own character. The usual life of "leo" fun and frivolity is not the present in this time of your life. The keywords of these dual years are time, discipline, order and responsibility. On the front of relationships, it will not be a smooth sail. There are differences that required to be sorted out. It is not a good time for long-term commitments. In career field, the challenges that you have faced in the year of 2006 will dissolve slowly and steadily. Time is on her heels to test your survival capacity. A sense of individuality grows in you that will strengthen your inner security. "Leo" people should try to live from their heart. As "leos" have a big ego, they often fail to reconcile with the idea of being assisted by inferior beings. Well, all "leo" fellows try to take a little advice from others too. There are people eager to provide a helping hand. As "leos" are spendthrifts, they love splurging money even when not necessary. Beware! Do not spend too much. This year will define your future position on the financial plane. Past mishandling of the finances can arise to give you a little tickle. Health will be fine with a bit of regimentation as you will be in the need of loads of stamina, energy and wellness. Virgo Ruled by planet "mercury", "virgos" are dubbed as virgins. They are born in the period of 23rd August and 23rd September. There are some traditional "virgo" traits like modesty, shyness, meticulous, reliable, practical, diligent, analytical and intelligent. These "virgos" are also elements of earth. They are overcritical, harsh, self-conscious, introvert, fussy, worried, great perfectionist and conservative. "Virgo" is the only zodiac sign representing a female. "Virgos" often find hard to express love. They are mainly thoughtful people. These people are methodical and precise. They are subtle people with a sack of rationale. A "Virgo" will like to cure her disease naturally. They believe in natural ailments. In the 2006-2007 periods the "virgos" will face dramatic altercations in their life and career. The much unknown will be known, things will come to light. This period will help you to cast aside all old belongings and beckon you in a new world. Success will pour on you. Upheaval in relationships will reign your life in this particular time frame. So be careful! Do not reckless decisions. It is the time of new beginning- a time of hope beyond hope. These beginnings will come to you in flashes, chance encounters and might also attract crazy people. In the work and career also there will be sudden changes. Even if you are not eager to alter your career options, your way of working will change. These altercations will come in flashes and abruptly. There is an air of excitement and fun all around you. You will be really dead busy, try to be alert. There is a possibility of a new you emerging from the darkness of your heart. It is a good time for you to manage and invest money and resources. Both money and resources will flow freely in this particular phase. This is a good phase for buying and selling assets and properties. There will unusual gains from distant places. Preserve these gifts for high noon days. This will be a stressful year for all virgins, both at work and in the family ambit. There should be a tremendous effort in correcting the health quandary. Do not worry and fret about health, this over-stress you. This is a good time for all "virgos". Libra "Librans" are also ruled by "Venus". The persons who are born in the time period of 24th day of September to 23rd day of October are the "Librans". They are mutable air signs. "Librans" are diplomatic, urbane, romantic, charming, easy-going, social butterflies, idealist and love peace. They are also gullible, indecisive, changeable, easily influenced, flirtatious and self-indulgent. They are charming and pleasant. All relationships are significant to them. They are fair-minded people. The "Librans" protect the "leos". The people who are in the category of this sun sign are peace loving people. They try to value peace at all costs. Librans always face the hardships of a tight rope walk. The phase 2005 onwards will be good for all "Librans". 2007 will be a time of opportunity, abundance and self-worth. It is a time for growth. You will be eager to develop your sense of responsibility. You will also experience the increasing power, prestige, position and reward. You will be much focused this year. Time will show you the positives of money, energy and health. On the front of relationships, there is a possibility of setbacks and disappointments. You must take care of your psychological self. If you indulge in too much with a person there might be possibility of sufferings. Try to have clear-cut boundaries for each of your relationship. This will not only provide you space but also for other. There will be new creative and innovative work for making money throughout this year. Building strong and profound bases is the need of the time. This is the time of healing for all "Librans". This is the time of harvesting all your past investments. Your efficiency and productivity will be all time high. There will heavy showers of finances. You will be able to tap new resources. Unexpected returns will out brim your financial pockets. Money will come from all corners. This is a time of recognition and acknowledgements. You will enjoy the spotlight. Your own health will be active and good. Energy will be magnetic and positive. There will a sharp rise in the spiritual plane. So, all "Librans" have a great year ahead. Scorpio
"Scorpion" is the sign of the investigator. This is a fixed water element sun-sign. The people who are born in the time period of 24th October to 22nd November are the "scorpions". Their ruling planet is "Pluto". Their passion and intensity is worth remembering. They possess passion for every work they do and every person they love. They take their love affairs very seriously which often turn into jealousies. "Scorpians" are determined, forceful, intuitive, emotional, passionate, powerful, magnetic and exciting. There darker sides constitutes of jealousy, resentful, compulsive, obsessive, secretive and sometimes obstinate. This secretive nature often forces them to sit over the fences in case of a serious relationship. 2007 will be a prolongation of last year's spiritual advancement and personal development. This year the inner alterations will be very positive for you. This is the time for reward, gains, accomplishments and winning. You will be in full bloom. But remember after the bloom comes the season of regression. So beware! 2007 will see the maintenance of status-quo in all your relationships. This will range from deeply intimate relation to highly professional ones. The "scorpio-s" will be on cloud nine throughout the year. If you are single there are chances of not being single any more. This is the season of togetherness and under all circumstances you will be together. Your career has undergone a boost last year and this will continue even this year. The career hike will be slow but steady. You will enjoy the lime light on the work front. You will be focused and your performance will get appreciation. You will come to terms with the long -termed goals. 2007 will circle all energies towards you. You will be enjoying a smooth sail on a calm financial river. Brilliance, personal power, vision and clarity will be the mantra for 2007. Your health will be in great shape throughout the year. This will be a great year of "scorpians". Sagittarius Sagittarius is a mutable masculine fire sign. They are usually flighty and light hearted persons. Ruled by Jupiter, they are great dreamers and scarcely make any attempt to get down from their elated status. The people who celebrate their birth days between 23rd day of November and 21st Decembers are "Sagittarius". Sagittarians are footloose, fancy free, optimists, gregarious, outgoing and most adaptable of all the fire elements. The Sagittarians love freedom as well as eager to provide others freedom. While on the other side they are boastful, tactless, innocent promiscuity and big- mouths. They actually think with their mouths. They are often dubbed as an untied knot. For a "Sagittarius" person the years 2006-2007 are the harvest years. Your sunny depositions will help you reap good dividends. The last few years of tumultuous sail will give you rich returns. Losses of the past few years are now turning into gains of the present and the future. This is the time of good fortune and personal empowerment for all the "Sagittarius" people. Relationship building will be the way you have planned. What has been lost in the past years will definitely be restored. Last year was a huge turning point for your career. Now things on the career front will stabilize with time and effort. There is a steady growth in your work and career, new projects are budding and contacts will give you new work horizons. As in the year of 2006, there was a sign of abundance, higher learning, travel and philosophy, so might continue in the year of 2007. 2006 can also be a year of the lull before a devastating storm. However, be careful, with your investments and joint ventures. Your health will continue to grow on the spiritual plane. Travel will be on cards as it is a part and parcel of you nature. For you it is a new cycle of emerging. Overall 2006-2007 is a stable and good year for all "Sagittarius". Beware of the calamities that might come in the future as life is full of uncertainties.
Capricorn Capricorn people are in the category of earth elements. The people who are born in the time period of 22nd December to 21st January are the "Capricorn" people. They are people of reason and rationality. "Capricorns" are ruled by "Saturn". The "Capricorn" people are shy and timid. They are usually reserved in nature. They are highly ambitious and determined. They are most stable and serious of all zodiac signs. They are hard-working, shrewd, unemotional, strong willed and calm personalities. They are ever thirsty for discipline from hierarchy and demand the same from below. The "Capricorns" in their slow, tough, stubborn, unyielding mode persists on boredom, frustration, and hardship to reach their objectives. They have an over arching tolerance and tenacity.
The time period between 2006 and 2007 will be dancing on the notes of love, money and career. Balance will be your primordial goal as you are adept in balancing work and play, work and family. These tolling times will teach you the definition of adaptability and adjustments. There will be no tinge of the term status-quo. But time will come when you will face changes and better decisions will be taken. There might be a phase in between when you might not be appreciated in the workplace. There will be a little struggle in both home and work place. The "Capricorns" are going to be more seen in the social circles at this phase. 2006-2007 will not be a dramatic year in career and work place. You should concentrate on socializing beyond your own circles; this will give you a vent to a new world of more scopes and ventures. Your sense of humor will make you a popular person in all circles. Try to restrict your cold and inhibiting nature to yourself. Otherwise your skill in management and order, organization and authority will help you on a large scale. There will be positive energies in your finances. Finances will flow in from long-standing partnerships and relationships. Hope to see some fine rewarding investments. Health will be good. So the "Capricorn", try and balance, is your anthem of life. Pisces
"Pisces" is the mutable water element sign. "pisces" is termed as the dreaming sun sign. Pisces is usually dubbed as "fish". They are called as the most matured of all sun signs. They are not only great dreamers but also idealists. This is a romantic and poetic sun-sign. The persons who are born within the time period of 20th February to 20th March are "pisces" people. These "Pisceans" are imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless, unworldly, intuitive and sympathetic. The "pisces" persons are escapists and idealists. They consist of innumerable sub- personalities. They are impractical, vague, manipulative, secretive, confused, weak-willed, immoral and greedy. 2007 will focus on education, travel, in-laws and legal matters. These above mentioned matters will be having a smooth sail throughout the year, especially in the first quarter of 2007. But things should not be taken for granted. Even great situations should be handled with lots of caution. If you are organizing educational activities, travels or rearranging your legal affairs you should delay these affairs for more auspicious times. Your relationship with an in-law might become confused for one reason or another. Unexpected gains will come your way through numerous avenues of life. This is a good time for investments and innovative ventures. This is a period of major illumination in your life. Spiritual enlightenment is diffused in your life-cycle tremendously. The infusion of spiritual energies will provide you peace and solace. This energy will reach a high point by the month of September. A new person who steps in your life this year may radically alter your own approach to relationships. Even the way in which your life revolves might change. There might be sudden difficulties on the health front, particularly to do with the nervous system. There will a steady flow of finances throughout the year. All "Piscean-s" beware of all the altercations in your life.
the most least romantic lines
January 4, 2007THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT…. THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Miscellaneous quotes:
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b!tch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt… a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. When someone is getting to you ask them "Which part of princess
don't you understand?"
5. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.
6. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so for I've lost 15 days.
7. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
8. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my
personality.
9. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
10. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
11. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
bloopers
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute… I hadn't inserted it yet… it's
still on my desk… sorry….
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of
the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find
it…
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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah……. ……… ….thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah…that one does
work…
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a
capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good
point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
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And last but not least…
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P"…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
how do you say it
December 23, 2006
"Merry Christmas"
in different languages
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Afrikaans |
Geseënde Kersfees |
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Albanian |
Gezur Krislinjden |
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Arabic |
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah |
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Armenian |
Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand |
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Azeri |
Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun |
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Bahasa Malaysia |
Selamat Hari Natal |
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Basque |
Zorionak eta Urte Berri On |
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Bengali |
Shuvo Naba Barsha |
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Bohemian |
Vesele Vanoce |
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Breton |
Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat |
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Bulgarian |
Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo |
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Catalan |
Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou |
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Chinese (Cantonese) |
Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun |
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Chinese (Mandarin) |
Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan |
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Choctaw |
Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito |
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Comish |
Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth |
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Corsian |
Pace e salute |
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Crazanian |
Rot Yikji Dol La Roo |
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Cree |
Mitho Makosi Kesikansi |
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Croatian |
Sretan Bozic |
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Czech |
Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok |
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Danish |
Glredelig Jul |
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Duri |
Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak |
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Dutch |
Vrolijk Kerstfeest |
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English |
Merry Christmas |
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Eritfean/ Tigrinja |
Rehus- Beal- Ledeats |
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Eskimo (Inupik) |
Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo |
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Esperanto |
Gajan Kristnaskon |
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Estonian |
Ruumsaid juuluplhi |
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Faeroese |
Gledhiligjol og eydnurikt nyggjar |
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Farsi: |
Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad |
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Finnish |
Hyvaajoulua |
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Flemish |
Zalig Kerstfeest |
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French |
Joyeux Noel |
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Frisian |
Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier! |
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Galician |
Bo Nada |
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Gaelic |
Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ur! |
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German |
Froehliche Weihnachten |
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Greek |
Kala Christouyenna |
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Hausa |
Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara |
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Hawaiian |
Mele Kalikimaka |
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Hebrew |
Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova |
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Hindi |
Shub Naya Baras |
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Hawaian |
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou |
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Hungarian |
Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket |
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Icelandic |
Gledileg Jol |
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Indonesian (Bahasa) |
Selamat Hari Natal |
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Irish |
Nollaig Shona Dhuit or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat |
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Iroquois |
Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut or Ojenyunyat osrasay |
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Italian |
Buone Feste Natalizie |
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Japanese |
Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto |
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Korean |
Sung Tan Chuk Ha |
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Latin |
Natale hilare et Annum Faustum |
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Latvian |
Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu |
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Lausitzian |
Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto |
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Lettish |
Priecigus Ziemassvetkus |
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Lithuanian |
Linksmu Kaledu |
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Macedonian |
Sreken Bozhik |
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Maltese |
LL Milied Lt-tajjeb |
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Manx |
Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa |
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Maori |
Meri Kirihimete |
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Marathi |
Shub Naya Varsh |
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Navajo |
Merry Keshmish |
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Norwegian |
God Jul, or Gledelig Jul |
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Occitan |
Pulit nadal e bona annado |
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Papiamento |
Bon Pasco |
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Papua New Guinea |
Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu |
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Philippines |
Maligayang Pasko |
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Polish |
Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie |
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Portuguese |
Feliz Natal or Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo |
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Pushto |
Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak Sha |
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Rapa-Nui (Easter Island) |
Mata-Ki- Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O- Te-Henua |
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Rhetian |
Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn |
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Romanche (sursilvan dialect) |
Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn |
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Romanian |
Sarbatori vesele |
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Russian |
Srozhdestvom Kristovym |
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Sámi |
Buorrit Juovllat |
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Samoan |
La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou |
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Sardinian |
Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou |
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Serbian |
Hristos se rodi |
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Slovakian |
Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce |
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Samoan |
La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou |
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Scots Gaelic |
Nollaig chridheil huibh |
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Singhalese |
Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa |
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Slovak |
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok |
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Slovene |
Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto |
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Spanish |
Feliz Navidad |
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Swedish |
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt Ar |
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Tagalog |
Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon |
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Tami |
Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal |
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Trukeese (Micronesian) |
Neekiriisimas annim 00 iyer seefe feyiyeech |
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Thai |
Sawadee Pee Mai |
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Turkish |
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun |
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Ukrainian |
Srozhdestvom Kristovym |
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Urdu |
Naya Saal Mubarak Ho |
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Vietnamese |
Chung Mung Giang Sinh |
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Welsh |
Nadolig Llawen |
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Yoruba |
E ku odun, e ku iye'dun |
Here are the rules for finding and sustaining true love
. You must love yourself first.
Your relationship with yourself is the central template from which all others are formed.
Loving yourself is a prerequisite to creating a successful and authentic union.
How you perceive and treat yourself is how others will perceive and treat you.
2. Partnering is a choice.
The choice to be in a relationship is up to you.
You have the ability to attract your beloved and cause the relationship you desire to happen.
3. Creating love is a process.
Moving from "I" to "we" requires a shift in perspective and energy.
Being an authentic couple is an evolution, from connection to commitment.
4. Relationships provide opportunities to grow.
Your relationship will serve as an unofficial "lifeshop" in which you will learn about yourself and how you can grow on your personal path.
5. Communication is essential.
The open exchange of thoughts and feelings is the lifeblood of your relationship.
6. Negotiation will be required.
There will be times when you and your partner must work through impasses. If you do this consciously and with respect, you will learn to create win-win outcomes.
7. Your relationship will be challenged by change.
Life will present twists and turns in the road.
How you handle those obstacles determines the success of your relationship.
8. You must nurture the relationship for it to thrive.
Treasure your beloved and your relationship will flourish.
Avoid taking your love for granted; devote time, energy and attention to your connection.
9. Renewal is the key to longevity.
"Happily ever after" means the ability to keep the relationship fresh and vital,
through humor, imagination, and spontaneity.
10. You will forget all this the moment you fall in love.
You know all these rules inherently;
the challenge is to remember them when you fall under the enchanting spell of love.
BUHAY CALL CENTER
1. dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, an tawag na nila sayo ay "boarder" at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo.
2. pag sa sagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel… example: *toot* …. thank you for calling (the company) this is (your name) how may i help you?
3. eksperto ka na sa power nap, yung mga 15min break nyo, itinutulog mo na lang para fresh pagka kolls uli, mya na yung 1 hour nap.
4. di mo na alam bumiyahe pag may araw, nalilito ka bakit andaming tao, at bakit di na dumadaan ang dyip dun sa mga kalsada na 1 way.
5. marami ka nang naiipong jacket… nakakahiya naman kung pare-pareho jacket mo araw-araw at super ginaw naman pag wala.
6. sanay kang maglaka-lakad ng nakamedyas.
7. an tawag mo sa mga friends mo…dude, bro, coach,tl, sup.
8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo… kape.
9. pinepeke mo na wag maging slang pag nagbabayad ka sa tindahan o kaya sa jeep para wag akalain na pasosyal ka… masama pa, mas panget pakinggan.
10. tadaaaaa! nag sasalita ka sa pagtulog mo, pati kols mo napapanaginipan mo.
11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.
12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.
13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na sila.
14. sanay ka na sa mga prank callers at mga death treats na nakasulat lang… sa dami ba naman ng ma-encounter mong ganito gabi-gabi sa trabaho eh.
15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. papasok at pauwi sa trabaho walang traffic.
16. di na tama ang oras ng pagkain mo. breeakfast mo ay hapunan na. lunch mo sa madaling araw. dinner moi pag uwi mo sa umaga.
17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang bagong ligo at bagong gel.
18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.
19. nde ka na kilala ng aso nyo
20. ayaw mo na mag-jeep. kailangan taxi or kaya aircon na bus.
21. wala ka nang alam na balita.
22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na't alam mong successful lahat ng ka-batch mo.
23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.
24. nasusuka ka na pag nakita mo ang pc sa bahay nyo..
25. sasabihin mong tech support engineer ka, pero rep ka lang..
26. pag payday… olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k per month lang sila) isang kinsenas mo na yun..:P
27. pag day off mo n lang ikaw nkakapaanood ng Eat Bulaga
28. Nde mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista.
29. nde mo n alam itsura ng mall…
30. di ka na maebs sa bhay, sanay ka na sa cr ng 5th floor or ibang floor.
31. madalas kulang gamit mo sa bahay dahil nasa locker
32. ayaw mo nang pumasok sa internet cafe!
33. alam mo kung sino si Avaya
34. sanay ka nang pumasok ng bagong gising… kakabangon lang galing sleeping area.
35. maglo-lock ka ng pc kahit sa bahay na. pag pndot mo ng CTRL + ALT+ DEL iba ang lalabas.
36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay.
37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap astig!)
38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa trabaho nila
39. puro ka-age mo mga ka-opisina mo, walang old maids and DOMs!!
40. mabilis k ng mag pabili ng corn bits at chicharon sa ermats mo…
41. nakapanood ka na ng rally sa Ayala
42. pag nakakarinig ka ng Kaching!!! akala mo may mail ka na dumating. hehe
43. nakita mo na lahat ng klase ng vendo machine
44. dito sa opisina mo nararanasan na napakabagal ng oras! 46. sanay k na makarinig ng napakalakas n pag singa ng sipon.
47. marami ka ng naipon na microwavable container
48. marami kang ketchup packs galing mcdo at julibee
49. pag nagkukwento ka sa mga barkada jargon lahat. di nila maintindihan ang ibig sabihin ng ticket..
50. hindi ka na sanay umakyat ng hagdan
51. pag gumagamit k ng cr,, d ka na nagpa-flush.. kc akala mo kusa n lulubog ebs mo.
52. sawa ka na internet kasi sa trabaho panay ang browsing..
53. during office hours, hindi ka lalabas ng building ng walang dalang relo. baka ma-OB.
54. akala mo mo may sarili kang locker sa bahay nyo.
55. marunong ka na makipagsagutan at makipagbarahan ng english
56. sanay ka ng magyosi o umidlip pag alas dos at alas kwuatro ng umaga
57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa labas.
58. pag may problema ka sa pc mo, una mong ginagawa ay clear cache at cookies.
59. nanghihingi ka pa ng baon sa nanay mo kahit mas malaki sweldo mo sa kanya..
60. nang ho-hoard ka na din ng tissue sa bahay 61. kala mo libre ang kape sa select… 63. pag nag cr ka…sanay ka na sa gripo na automatic at toilet bowl…
64. nakaipon ka na ng mouse ball sa bahay
65. nagulat ka ng masabi mo ang opening spiel mo habang nagbabayad sa jeep
66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep
67. kaya mong tiisin na nde palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours
68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo… sabihin mo msn.com (hahahaha!) kasi pag sinabi mong passport, hindi nila alam yun.
69. mas sanay ka na mag Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V at nahihiya ka na ngayon mo lang nalaman yun.
70. madalas mo harangin ang mga calls
71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TL na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na. pag-uwi mo nandun pa rin.
72. kahit may malaki kayong speaker sa bahay gusto mo pa din naka-earphones!
73. gusto mo nang lumipat sa makati
74. nung pinasok ng akyat bahay ang bahay nyo, magsisigaw ka ng HACKER!!! HACKER!!!
75. minumura mo pag nakatalikod kahit sinong amerikano na makita mo. yan ung kausap ko kanina!!!
76. pag tinatamad ka tumanggap ng tawag, matapang ka na at alam mo na ang gagawin: RELEASE!
77. puro kalyo na ang wrist at daliri mo
78. sanay ka nang makipag-usap sa telepono sa bahay kahit malakas ang TV. sa office parang limang na TV ang nakatapat sayo habang may kausap. 79. pumasok ka na ng puyat, lasing at gutom
80. may picture ka ng nakasuot ng headset
81. sanay ka nang matulog ng dilat ang mata. ndi pwede pahuli.
82. lahat ng style ng pagtulog maiisip mo.
83. lahat ng kaibigan mo may christmas vacation ikaw wala
84. mas gusto mo na mag warm transfer sa ibang department para makatulog ka habang naka-mute at nakikinig sa usapan nila
85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba
86. lahat ng holiday pumapasok ka kasi double pay malaki ang bayad.
87. d2 ka n sa opisina nakabili lahat ng gamit mo: kwintas, sabon, shampoo, tocino, longganisa, hikaw, magazine, aso, libro, tshirt, prepaid card, eload, dvd, vcd, yema, corn bits…
88. d2 ka na nasanay kumain ng pagkain na luto sa microwave
89. nagiging lasenggo k n kc evry RD nyo umiinom or ngiinom kyo khit Umaga n.
90. imposibleng hindi ka pa nakatanggap ka na ng memo
91. gusto mo na den bumili ng water dispenser kasi pitsel lang ang nasa bahay nyo.
92. nakakausap ka na ng pilipino sa ibang bansa
93. dami mo na naiipon na stirrer (red) galing starbucks kakabili ng kape.
94. nasanay ka nang mgpadeliver ng pagkain.
95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pgkain sa pantry.
96. dito ka lang makakakita ng pinagsama-samang tinda na: medyas, vitamins, christmas lights, cologne. yosi, siomai at lahat ng klase ng pagkain, relos, kalendaryo, stuff toys, make up, kikay kit,deodorant, kwintas, sasakyan, camera, video, audio, foot spa , milk spa, bags wallet, sinturon, mamon, hamon…
97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel's pancit canton, wendy's. north park, starbucks
98. di mo maenjoy christmas party kasi kaylangan mo bumalik sa office dahil may pasok ka pa ng C shift.
99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!
100. may bago kang damit kada sweldo dahil takot ka makarinig na naman na paulit-ulit ang suot mo.
45. lahat na ng rason para umabsent nagawa mo na
62. libre parking mo sa building, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw ng parking.
bloopers….
November 17, 2006Working with an anti virus company is never easy…read below and you can understand why… God bless America! ( this is based on my experience, ewan k lang sa baby ko..)
1)csr: can i please have your email address:
cx: thats 2hamners@comcast.net, the arabic 2 and then h-a-m-n-e-r-s.
-teka kelan ba naging arabic ung numeric?
2) csr: how can I help you today?
cx: I was charged for an autorenewal. How can I un-autorenewal that?
-pede naman kc sabihin mo i-cancel. Pinahirapan mo pa sarili mo eh!
3) csr: can I please have your email address?
cx: yes, my email address is www…
-sbe ko email…ndi website. hay naku! kulet mo ha!
4.) csr: can I please have your email address?
cx: how am I supposed to know that, I am not emailing myself….???
- teka lang, ang lakas mo mang asar ha?! bwiset!
5.) cx: I was charged for a renewal, and I am not using you anymore…
- parang bastos ata ung sinabe mo? pakiulet nga…
6.) cx: I have purchased the software and I tried to download it online, but it seems
like its downloading forever…
-forever? parang ang OA naman ata…nuh? tagal nun!
7.) cx: I have purchased a brandnew computer last year…
-make up your mind, kelan ba talaga? brand new ba ung last year?
8.)cx: I want to cancel my McAfee prescription!
-ugh, teka subscription po ang ino offer namen hindi gamot…
9.)cx: My email address is gary, g-a-r-y - UNDELINE 68 @yahoo.com
-teka lang, underscore ba yun?
10.)cx: I wanted to cancel my fireball subscription!
-sir, firewall po indi fireball. parang malaki difference nun.
11.)cx (chinese accent): my email is lchung@yahoo.com
csr: let me verify that sir, is that l like love c-h-u-n-g at yahoo?
cx: no!..its L like Lichald…
-namaaaaan! kaines…
12.) cx: my email address is walglof minus 123@ yahoo.com
-hyphen o kaya dash. Ndi po ito algebra!
13.) csr: please click on the start button..
cx: what? where is the stark button?
-ay, bingi ka na tanga ka pa. wala ka ng lugar sa mundo.. anak ng….
14.) csr: can you see "my account" at the upper right hand corner?
cx: what I see is file..edit..view
-di ba nasa left un…hay naku…shonga!
15.) csr: can you see a Mcafee icon?
cx: are you kidding me, can't you see I'm blind?
-sinabe mo ba? alam ko ba? bulag ka pala, wag ka na sana magcomputer!
kaw pa galit. hmp. punyeta!
16.) csr: is there anything else I can assist you with today?
cx: yes, do you know the winning numbers for the lottery tomorrow?
- ay wish ko lang alam ko para di na kita makausap ulet…:)
csr: can I please have your phone number?
cx: why? are you going to call me?
-harassment. flirty… sorry. matanda ka na noh…:-) buhay pa kaya lolo ko!
17.) cx: My anti viral subscription showing expired! i just purchased it.
-ay lintik anti-VIRUS po kme ndi VIRAL…magkaiba talaga un!
18.) cx: I never used that email address. It was before I was married.
-sinungaling ka eh. di ginamet mo nga! ndi na ngayon…
19.) cx: my phone number is wang tu sepen sepen sik
-shit. ano daw?
20:) cx: my email address is a like epol, que like king or kerot;
-hay naku…ano ba talaga???
***there you go….hope you like it. its really funny. hahaha! talking with american customers
with an attitude.
monthsary
From: Diaz, Mylene
Sent: Friday, November 17, 2006 12:11 AM
To: Valencia, Jacquelyn M.; Alulod, Ma. Florrielyn; Balajadia, Vhennie Liza N.; Brito, Kathy Ann; Diaz, Mylene; Doniego, John Eric; Duyo, Alfred; Floralde, Jay Brian E.; Marcojos, Mae Flor; Mateo, Eriphil; Mendoza, Irene; Obera, Benjie; Pastoril, Joseph Christopher; Pineda, Daisy; Tanciongco, Anna Liza
Cc: Mesina, Cyril E.; Marcelo, Rica Maricel; De Leon, Maria Angelina; Delos Santos, Mark Louie
Subject: Happy Bday
Importance: High
Regards,
Mylene R. Diaz
ADHOC Team Leader
Operations Department| ePLDT VENTUS - Fort Bonifacio
McAfee Bloopers - 2
16. technically iam not technically trained to help you sir. YOu can uninstall the software in the pc by going to ts mcafeehelp.com and remove the software. (ganun? from there? eh, san dun?)
17. I can be able to refund you sir of the amount from your credit card. I also cancel your AR sir so that no more charges on the cc next time again. (teka nga! one more time once again from the top….)
18. You can install that sir for yourself by going to the website and install the product. I can teach you how. Just click on your mouse (wow! ganun kadali?? pano pag naka off pc?)
19. Maam the email address is active but the subscription is already on the expiration date (my gas! pa-ulit nga….)
20. Can i just put you on hold while i seek for the best advise … So, it's you who need advise then? (huhuhu…. paki transfer na lang kei ate charo o kei kuya eddie…. sniff sniff)
21. Well sir i already told you so…You are having the virus protection as expired already… (oh… i… am…. ahh… hehe… ano raw?)
22. You need to call our technical support online… (anong number sa online tech? wag moko bigyan ng URL o IP address! uupakan kita!)
23. go to the website that is www.us.mcafee.com sir that is 3 w's dont forget. (yesser, mr. customer care!! i will never forget that!!)
24. V as in vectory…. (di ba B as in Brabo?)
25.Don't worry sir i will help you out to that…. (my gas!! can i commendation you?!)
26. I can be able to assist you…am i speaking to mr debbie_______ (korak! na-chuvaness mo na the charges, vhaklush?)
27. pls be reminded that you just might receive a survey about the call after this call… (pano pag before?)
28. I have to redirect you to our tech support and will go one on one with them…. (katakot! open forum ba itoh o bakbakan?)
29. do the manually update (ay… i dont know, eh…. how ba?)
30.im not technologically trained (well.. that's not my problem anymore! that's your problem anymore!)
Ito ang sampung dahilan bakit wala pang asawa…
November 14, 2006para sa mga sa mga single:
Ilang ulit na bang nangyari sa iyo ito? Ngayon ang kasal ng pinsan mo. Heto ka ang ganda-ganda mo. Naghanda ka talaga dahil minsan-minsan lang ang okasyon sa pamilya nyo. Kadalasan sa mga lamay na lang kayo nagkikita-kita so ngayong kasal ng pinsan mo, gusto mo namang maging maganda at mapansin nila. Aba, napansin ka nga. Ganito ang tanong ng lahat ng kaanak mo sa iyo… "O ikaw kelan ka ikakasal?", "Uy, ikaw na ang susunod ano?" Parang gusto mo na sa susunod na lamay sila naman ang sabihan mo ng "Ikaw,kelan ka susunod?"? (Parang ang sarap sampalin ng mga taong ganun nuh? pakelam mo ba…???Mind your own business, scratch your own galis! hahaha!)
Huwag kang malungkot. Ito gusto nga kitang sumaya kaya sinulat ko ito. Hindi ka dapat malungkot dahil maraming posibleng dahilan bakit hindi ka pa kinakasal hanggang ngayon. Hayaan mo silang mainip sa paghihintay. Basta kung okay ka, okay ka. Hayaan mo tulungan kita mag-isip kung bakit wala ka pa ring asawa hanggang ngayon. Naisip ko na 'yan eh. Ito ang sampung dahilan bakit wala pa:
1. Kailangan mong mag-concentrate sa career. Hindi na uso ang mga babaeng pambahay ngayon. Kalimitan meron ng tinatawag na career. Habang hindi ka pa tinatamaan ng palaso ni kupido, hamo na munang mag-concentrate ka sa trabaho mo. Kailangan mong ma-achieve ang full potential mo bago ka mag-asawa, kasi 'pag nag-asawa ka na, tanggapin na natin, iba na ang mga prioridad mo sa buhay. Lagi ng mauuna ang pamilya. Habang feel mo pang lumaban ng lumaban sa rat race at umakyat ng umakyat sa corporate ladder, huwag mong panghinayangan na wala ka pang sariling pamilya.
2. Masyadong mataas ang standards mo. Ibaba mo kasi ng konti, baka naman kahit si Rizal hindi ma-achieve yung standards mo. Tandaan mo, si Rizal kahit na bayani medyo babaero din. Walang taong perpekto. Kahit naman ikaw di ba? Meron ka ding kapintasan? Baba mo ng konti, yung makatarungang pamantayan lang. Baka naman naghahanap ka ng Richard Gomez eh Pokwang na Pokwang naman ang dating mo. Lumagay ka lang sa dapat mong kalagyan. Baka naman naghahanap ka ng kasing yaman ni Zobel eh ikaw naman eh pobre din lang naman. Huwag. Huwag ganoon. Para kang g**o non. Baka naman naghahanap ka ng smart, na gwapong, mayaman. Ate, kung ganon ang hanap mo, malamang tatandang dalaga ka na talaga. Di lahat binibigay ni Lord. Di bale kung salat sa face value, babawi na lang siguro yung sa bait at sa talino. Kung puro face value naman, at salat sa kaalaman or masama ang ugali, manalig ka na lang na baka pag pinakain mo ng gulay tumalino or ito the best, lahat naman ng tao nagbabago. Pwede pa 'yan bumait.
3. Hindi ka lumalabas ng bahay. O baka lumalabas ka nga ng bahay, sa opisina lang naman ang punta mo. Huwag ganon. Sumama ka sa mga kaibigan mo, mag-mall ka, magsimba ka, mag-outreach program ka. Huwag mong panisin ang sarili mo sa bahay dahil wala talagang makakapansin sa iyo sa bahay. Mag-aral ka ng painting, voice lessons at Yoga. Imaginine mo kung magka-boyfriend ka na Yoga master? or di kaya, chef. O di ba cool 'yun? Magliwaliw ka sa bookstores, sa coffee shops, at kung saan-saan pang mataong lugar. Baka sakali mapansin ka doon.
4. Baka naman sobrang tapang mo. Oo nga naman, baka naman sobrang masungit ka at natatakot sa iyo ang mga potential suitors mo. Baka dapat kang maging approachable ng konti. Baka masyadong maangas ang dating mo imbis na matuwa sa iyo matakot. Baka sobrang independent mo, at parang mabubuhay ka ng wala silang lahat. Minsan may epekto rin 'yan. Baka sobrang talino ng dating mo pakiramdam nila mababara lang sila or baka 'pag pinadalhan ka ng love letter eh i-edit mo ng red ink pen. Magkunwari ka kayang t**** paminsan-minsan, tingin mo?
5. Baka naman kasi losyang ka. Oo nga naman, mag-ayos ka paminsan-minsan kaya lang kung pangit ka, pangit ka talaga. No amount of make up can change that. Pero at least pwede ma-enhance ng konti.
6. Baka naman hinahanapan pa ni Lord ng ribbon ang para sa iyo. Natatandaan ko ang sabi ng kaibigan ko. Blessing daw from the Lord ang mga girlfriends/boyfriends. O eh baka naman hinahanapan pa ni Lord ng magandang ribbon yung regalo mo. Kasi baka daw 'pag hindi maganda ang packaging i-reject mo.
7. Baka naman nagtitipid sa toll fee yung para sa iyo. Malay mo kasi taga-Norte yung para sa iyo eh mahal naman ang toll fee. Baka nagtitipid dumaan sa walang toll kaya medyo natatagalan.
8. Baka naglakad yung para sa iyo. Parating na 'yon kaya lang mahal ang gasolina so naglakad na lang papunta sa iyo. Besides, walking is good for the heart daw. Baka sa kakalakad naligaw na. Ito pa namang mga lalaking ito, hindi magtatanong kung hindi pakiramdam nila naliligaw na sila.
9. Baka naman sadyang torpe lang yung para sa iyo. Baka naman nag-iipon pa ng lakas ng loob o di kaya nag-iisip pa ng magandang tiyempo. Baka talagang hindi lang siya makapag-salita dahil sobrang mahiyain niya. Baka naman dapat makiramdam ka rin ng konti kasi talagang deadma ang dating nito. Baka dapat tinatanong ng unti-unti.
10. Baka naman talagang for single blessedness ka. Ipagdasal mo. Baka naman kasi pinapagod mo ang sarili mong kakaisip bakit you're still single eh hindi naman kasi marriage ang plan ni Lord for you. Paminsan-minsan magtanong ka kasi sa Kanya baka naman ikaw ang naliligaw. Baka naman ikaw ang nagtitipid. Baka naman kasi ikaw ang torpe. Baka naman kasi ikaw ang problema. Gasgas man, pero sasabihin ko pa rin. Darating Din Yun. Kung para sa iyo, para sa iyo. Kahit iwasan mo, para talaga sa iyo.
Subject: Mga ARAL ng MAGULANG…
**this is really funny:
Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit
> ginintuang butil ng payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga
> magulang:
>
> 1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB
> WELL DONE.
> "Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa
> labas! Mga lec he kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
>
> 2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.
> "Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka
> na!"
>
> 3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.
> "Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
>
> 4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto MORE LOGIC.
> "Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang
> magisa ang manonood ng sine."
>
> 5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig
> sabihi ng IRONY.
> "Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan tala ga kita ng
> iiyakan mo!"
>
> 6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang
> CONTORTIONISM.
> "Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tignan
> mo!!!"
>
> 7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong ibig
> sabihin n g STAMINA.
> "Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo natatapos yang
> lahat ng pagkain mo!"
>
> 8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa a! min k ung ano ang
> WEATHER.
> "Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong
> magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"
>
> 9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa
> CIRCLE OF LIFE:
> "Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito,
> maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."
>
> 10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR
> MODIFICATION.
> "Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang mag-inarte na parang
> ; Nanay mo!"
>
> 11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin
> ng GENETICS.
> "Nagmana ka ngang talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"
>
> 12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong
> ibig sabihin ng ENVY.
> "Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang, di ba kayo
> nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad
> namin?"
>
> 13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION.
>
> "Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa
> bahay!"
>
> 14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong
> ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING.
> "Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"
>
> 15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang
> HUMOR.
> "Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong
> lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at
> lulumpuhin kita!"
>
> 16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina
> Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE.
> "Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, tiyak maging
> katulad mo at magiging pasakit din sa ulo!"
WORDS WOMEN USE:
for men:
>>FINE>>This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.
>>FIVE MINUTES>>If she is getting
dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
>>NOTHING>>This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"
>>GO AHEAD>>This is a dare, not permission.
Don't do it.
>>LOUD SIGH>>This is not actually a word, but
is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"
>>THAT'S OKAY>>This is one of the most
dangerous statements that a woman can
give to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.
>>THANKS>>A woman is thanking you.
Do not question it or faint.Just say you're
welcome.
Para sa mga in love o nagbabalak ma-in-love, read and learn!
Read on… this is something worth sharing :
1. Do not fall in love every time you fall in bed. Learn to detach
emotionally. - true! its physical and emotional…:-)
2. Sex does not equal commitment. - yes, and gifts are not promises…
3. Do not revolve your entire life around him/her. Addiction is bad
for your health! -baby read this oh.
4. Do not cling, act needy or demand. Doormats are for your feet, not
your heart. - correct.
5. It's OK to say NO! - say NO and mean it.
6. Stop talking so much. NEVER reveal everything. - it may be used against you someday.
7. Do not grill them or their friends for information. - have your own friends for goodness sake.
8. Master the art of LISTENING. - you will learn that even the dumbest people has stories to share.
9. Treat him/her as you would your best friend. - true. indeed.
10. Friendship creates long term love and comes before sex.
11. FORGET about fixing your partner. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.- yes. though you can always compromise!
12. Your choice of partner is a reflection of who you are and who you
are not! - my baby. we are like fire and ice.
13. Enjoy the moment first. Live in the present.- and dont worry for the future.
14. Don't worry about the ex's or start naming your future children.I never worry about her. she's always worrying about me…wahahha.
15. NEVER read their journal or go through their paperwork.- he is not into that. but i love his love letters. very passionate.
16. If you have no trust, you have no relationship.- baby…let me remind you…
17. Allow space and freedom between you. - its for ya, honey.
18. DO NOT always be available. - we are living together. we are always available for each other.
19. Calling frequently is a turn off and signals insecurity, neediness
and control.- we dont call. hehehe. and i dont want it, too.
20. Open your eyes to lies and cheating, OR… close them…justify
the bad behaviour, and live with the consequences. - not applicable
21. Little or no eye contact? Start walking. They won't even notice
your gone.
22. Anyone preoccupied with their physical appearance and dress,
usually have very little or nothing to offer from within. Look beyond
the physical! - done.
23. Never compromise your values.
24. If you OVER give, you will lose your lover and her/his respect.
25. DO NOT LOSE YOUR IDENTITY.- correct.
26. If someone REALLY wants to be with you, they will be.
27. State your personal rules in the very beginning or expect them to
be broken.
28. If they ask to be just friends, be just that and look elsewhere
for a love partner.
29. If someone wants to really be with you, they will. If they keep
giving reasons for not calling or say they are extremely busy, GET THE
HINT, leave them alone. - he is not worth a rat fuck!
30. Don't ever give up your friends for him/her. - be sure to have your own set of friends, and know his friends as well;
31. If your partner one day leaves you, be sure you have friends,
money, a career and a life of your own which you never gave up. If you
do not, who do you have to blame but yourself! - wahahaha. I think I know someone…pathetic loser.
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love
by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it
is by CHOICE.
geez…so informational. hope you like reading this as much as i do.
